pot noodle raunchy advertising

golden wonder the makers of pot noodle came up with an strange way of taking the saying food is the art of love to an whole new level by creating a series of snuff film like advertising featuring the titular favourite snack in various adult situations with provocative overtones and a way to heat up the campaign with sleazy slogans including the slag of all snacks and hurt me you slag that ended up in every bus stand and advertising boards across England that caused an litany of complaints about using vulgarity to advertise products as these television stations pride themselves on clean advertising along came the slag of all snacks one later to become it's dirty and you want it that the story of the campaign was mainly focused on the disgusted husband due to being bored of eating rubbish and wanted something tantalising to eat after seeking advice from his friend on the phone the husband sets of to the red light food district for each shop he was in to request the snack and ends up getting rejected then in the last one he was successful by asking this striking blonde in kinky attire with do you serve pot noodle the blonde said meet me around the back in 2mins so later both was seen having wild orgasms with the dredd of guilt from the husband came out with it feels so wrong but yet it feels so right then an raunchy v.o said the slag of all snacks at the end but sadly the time it was shown young children was up seeing it very early in the evening that disgusted the parents and took the complaint to the independent television commission and deemed the campaign offensive at the time it was shown and demanded to the advert agency HHCL to re-edit the campaign and was told it will be on after nine pm but that did not please those who championed the complaint and demanded further to have it banned so the television campaign got dropped by replacing it with another one about an couple having BDSM role play where the man begs the woman cladded in dominatrix garb for his submission on all fours on the couch urning for his obedience and submission the woman then awards her male dominant with the latest pot noodle flavour the spicy hot Bombay bad boy whilst he chows down on it the creepy expressions of temperament start to show on the woman's face and he ends up on the floor due to the intense hotness of the pot noodle bad boy because of the hot spicy sauce and the campaign climaxes with the man saying hurt me at the end being posed by some special effect and following by a couple romancing in an exotic setting by being approached by the el mariachi band the couple thought they was treated to a serenade at first it all ends up confessional with the band singing about how the husband cheating on her by sneaking out at night and going to a seedy food place for the forbidden snack and the wife felt disgusted by the events and ends but sadly that was the last straw with these snuff like porn campaigning's of pot noodle after the last one featuring a guy on the bus with an young woman taking tops of and started dancing as if they were doing the lambada then it ends up it was all a dream and realising it was an hipster not a girl he was dancing with that put an end to the sleaze that golden wonder was doing so all of the advertising got dropped by role on the power of the internet the kinky campaigns for pot noodle can be viewed and treasured forever to say now there's an abundance of site's including viral and publishing sharing ones in which the content can be obtained but I rather found the campaigns very amusing to this very day there is another one that I have forgotten to add was the pot noodle horn where this guy meets his friends in an restaurant with a seemingly bulge in his pants from an observed angle he looked like having an extended scrotum but it turned out to be a brass horn and blows it that disgusted the others and the campaign ends with have you got he pot noodle horn.